lucas

$56k in debt to the state of New Mexico; FBI's 4th most wanted

[lucas @liucumber]

babies be licking the same potato chip for like 3 fuckin hours then look at u like this

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Fortune teller but instead of tea leaves they read your beer foam

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@PKMN_twt

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@watuknoaboutit @wynrosei This you?

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@noinconsistency

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Docking my switch and I ain’t talking about Nintendo

[lucas @liucumber]

haha ok now let’s take a wet one

[lucas @liucumber]

The Gamer from the Black Lagoon

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@MasalaMoodz

[lucas @liucumber]

Dude last night was a 2025 turn-based RPG from Sandfall Interactive, set in a dark fantasy world inspired by Belle Époque France, where players lead a team to destroy a being called the Paintress who erases people by age.

[lucas @liucumber]

dude, where’s my pussy?

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get your landlubbin hands off me pussy, ye scallywag

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@SPIR1T0M8

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Thanks for the meal! Or, as they say in Japan: itadakimasu! @GrantOB

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Dude last night was a video essay

[lucas @liucumber]

one day I’m going to go to therapy and I’m going to cry because they’ll say stuff like “hot tub melinoe portrait isn’t real” and “you need to stop yearning for her” like shut up bitch you don’t know anything

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@coffeemousee Great job, nobody believes you and the ones that are stupid enough to are sad you’re not a nazi
You really are dumb.
And a nazi

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@coffeemousee Let’s not say things too quickly

[lucas @liucumber]

@WUTangKids @PamBondi “N-n-no! H-he just chartered his planes, libtard Dem !! He never w-went to the island!!!”

I DONT WANT A PRESIDENT WHO ASSOCIATES EVEN MILDLY WITH RAPISTS AND TRAFFICKERS

Is this really so hard to understand???