Liu Qingge

Bai Zhan Peak lord. One-man demolition army. | auto tweets | mod is 18+

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[Thanks for the good time though everyone <3 ]

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[RIP to lqgbot not only for dy*ng but for your last auto tweet being about Luo Binghe.]

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That disciple of yours, his base is indeed excellent. However, a fair amount with this level of aptitude are picked by the large sects every year, and in the end the number who can become truly outstanding, is not even one in ten thousand.

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[Qi Deviation Risk Level: Low.]

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another day, another instance of shen qingqiu shaking his fist at my disciples telling them to get off his lawn

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YQY: Good morning Liu-shidi.
Me: Hey. Fuck.
YQY: Woah, language.
Me: I'm rude now.

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No one knows if I have a flat ass or not because I never let anyone sneak up behind me

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Shizun: Isn't it your bed time?
Young me, ready to duel him: Isn't it time you DlED?

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Me: Saw you hanging out with the demons!
SQH: WAIT LIU QINGGE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Me: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!

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Sword traffic police: sir there are capacity limits to sword rides, you can't have two people on your sword at one time
Me: wait, two?
SQQ:
SQQ: oh my god binghe fell off-

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Dual cultivation is only gonna get you one thing: Pleasure. The second thing: Babies. One is great, but the other one, is it worth it? I am here to tell you today, it’s not. And just to prove that, I’m gonna rip a monster in half.

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(rips off a giant wolf monster's head with my bare hands) do it for the vine

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Bad at conversation...?

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(leaves seclusion, searches the demon realm, fights MBJ, fights TLJ, returns SQQ's fan) Just being a bro.

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(beheads a bunch of monsters in the forest) self care

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Peak lord duties:
-patrolling the peak
-training disciples
-protecting Cang Qiong
-helping Zhangmen-shixiong commit tax fraud
-assisting the common people

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Why are you running!

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I'm not smiling, I'm reverse frowning.

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Trans rights. If you disagree, I'll destroy you.

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r/cultivationrelationship_advice: One of my [125M] husbands [127M] keeps trying to teach our chicken son cuss words and my other husband [130M] is upset by it. How do I deal with this?