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yes, I’m a pisces

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[Ash @thehomie_sexual]

I hope old people never stop dressing up to sit on an airplane for 5hrs - just rawdogging time w/ no music, no book, no tv.

[Holly Thee Scallion @yoitsholly]

🎶 bbl glizzy… bbl glizzzaaaay🎶

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Why would she- 😭😭😭😭

[Lil Nas X’s Twin. @Leeeskiiii]

Have you released your inhibitions? Felt the rain on your skin? Cause only YOU can let it in!