Liv 🌙

i’m the unexpected item in the bagging area #blacklivesmatter

[Liv 🌙 @liv_ao]

how to know if your kids are texting about #cumgate
idc- it’s dominic cummings
brb- big ride (to) barnard
mvp- my visions poor
idk- in durham k
tgif- that git is fired

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guy at work: henry knows how to roll a cig with one hand

me: the fact he’s a hoover makes it so much more impressive

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do you ever watch pointless and thing wow what a nightmare blunt rotation

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longshot but is anyone selling tribe of frog tickets for tonight? #tribeoffrog #bristol

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sweating is definitely the worst way we could have evolved to cool down when we’re hot,,, it’s like evolution went ahh yess you’re warm, how about we make you warm but also damp

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me omw to london to go give saka a hug

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why do i always insist on ruining my life every time i drink

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the whole of england if it does ever come home

#Euros2020

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okay but why tf does matt hancock kiss like micheal scott

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“this game is like kitchen nightmares before gordon shows up”-some random lad in the pub #ENGSCO

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my pessimism after the 2018 world cup: football could come home, it might come home, there’s definitely a potential that it could possibly maybe almost come home

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i love watching shows set in the 90’s because it makes me reminisce on a time when i wasnt alive

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@Megsf0116 he really does

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was sobbing on my bathroom floor last night absolutely steaming and then my brain went “you want to watch my mad fat diary and eat mac and cheese” and i instantly stopped crying

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@charlotte_halm yayyyy

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i just think it’s a little bit rude that i’m not being cuddled rn

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bit of a pisstake really innit that the weather is decent now we can eat and drink inside, last week we were sat outside while our cups of coffee were overflowing with rain water

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fucking hell who could have predicted that

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person: i’ve just finished cooking the pasta, what should i do with it now?

the inventor of pasta bake: cook it again

person: what?

the inventor of pasta bake: c o o k i t a g a i n

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sam trying to describe the wizard of oz: what’s that film with the robot and the teddy bear