Liv

sorry

[Geoff @GeoffBrown82]

Mitch McConnell has FINALLY released that proof of life video and demonstration of his fitness to continue serving as a United States senator. Thanks Mitch, we appreciate you. Much love.

[cow @cowincrisis]

delete this.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

You met me at a very hunter biden time of my life

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

white people be like my dog is on xanax

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i’ll never get over the fact that we missed out on quaaludes

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

TRADE OF A CENTURY

Wish I knew the sports equivalent but HUGE WIN for Housewives fans

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

This is the respect JD Vance gets and deserves around the world

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[*sienna @siennamaxxing]

it's the ending of weapons im crying

[Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah]

Being told you can't tie your tubes because you are unmarried and you might meet a man who wants children.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I once had a boyfriend tell me that if I tried, I could force my period out in one day, because the uterus is a muscle. This is why men shouldn't be legislating women's reproductive health.

[Dill @dill35mm]

Everyone talking about 2016 but don’t wanna bring up the xandemic

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things