liv belda

[liv belda @livbelda]

A man on the bus folded a whole loaf of French bread in half and stuffed it into his pocket so he could hold onto something when we started moving. Like no joke. The entire loaf. No wrapper. No paper bag. Straight into the pocket. Crumbs and all.

[liv belda @livbelda]

Yo Coffee Bean really be out here selling $10 microwaveable breakfast sandwiches at LAX?? Unhinged.

[liv belda @livbelda]

Okay but @ZooeyDeschanel was never “playing” Jess. Jess is Zooey. The character is her. Don’t get it twisted.

[liv belda @livbelda]

If my phobia of needles wasn’t bad enough, the nurse just blew my vein…so rest assured it’s worse now. Happy Friday.

[liv belda @livbelda]

I just have to say that the mosquito situation in the Central Valley is absolutely reckless. I’m suffering.

[liv belda @livbelda]

@ohkaylienow Ouch

[liv belda @livbelda]

What’s your personal brand because mine is always having a pulled hamstring that takes at least 3 months to heal

[liv belda @livbelda]

Recently someone said I give off “asthma vibes” and I don’t know whether I’m offended or offended

[liv belda @livbelda]

This is the emotional state I’m in rn

[liv belda @livbelda]

@ohkaylienow You work on the weekends tho

[liv belda @livbelda]

It’s my dream to get an apartment with the best natural light and put a monstera plant right in the center of the window sill and keep the damn thing alive for the long haul. I’m a simple gal.

[liv belda @livbelda]

I am so embarrassed I was just SLURPING soup on a conference call and was not on mute. ROOKIE MISTAKE.

[liv belda @livbelda]

Nothing like a good case of sudden food poisoning to keep me humble on a Wednesday 💅🏽

[liv belda @livbelda]

“Fun fact: in Mexico they don’t do daylight savings so when I was there nothing changed.” @ohkaylienow super fun fact dude!!!

[liv belda @livbelda]

“I try not to drink mezcal too early, it’s pretty transformative.” #WorkplaceMentalHealth

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏STOP👏PUTTING👏15👏HONEYDEW👏 CHUNKS👏 IN 👏 MY 👏 DAMN 👏 FRUIT 👏CUP 👏AIN'T 👏NO 👏ONE👏 LIKES 👏THAT👏 SHIT!👏

[liv belda @livbelda]

Put a finger down if you accidentally moved home in March 2020 and you’re still here

[liv belda @livbelda]

And now I work in advertising LOL NICE

[liv belda @livbelda]

Happy to say I survived my marketing class even though I literally shut my eyes and fell asleep during the final exam!!!

[delia @delia_cai]

cdc says start making out

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email