Floyd

feeling great since ‘88

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

I finally got a SAD lamp and I’m ready for this to fix every problem I’ve ever had

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@JayeRyane Probably not *this* accident but the back-to-school traffic is wacky

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

Nothing like a multi-car accident right outside of your bedroom window to start off a Monday

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

Update: I took her to Dollarama where she bought a balloon and a card and a tea set for her doll and we made her a mug cake with a candle in it. Here she is reading the card to her doll I’m crying 🥹

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

5yo is upset at me because I ruined her doll’s birthday party by not coming to it (I didn’t find out until it was over) and her (doll) birthday only happens every 28 years so now we can’t have another party until she (5yo) is 12.

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@ltdesroches bruh I thought I was good at math but I’m lost

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

I really need the cicada in my backyard to get a girlfriend, this noise is driving me insane

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

Friends, I was wrong! 😭 They do have a virus! Not chickenpox.

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

I have been waiting for 3 hours so far at the IWK to waste time and healthcare resources because our daycare needs two notes to prove that my youngest’s skin condition is not chickenpox.

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@NestaMAZING oooooooooof

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@ThatDogRunner This happened to my SIL earlier this month and they did add that!!

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@ThatDogRunner So obnoxious. I tried our GP (booking 8 weeks from now) and Maple (won’t touch it), so here we are.

The other option was a walk-in, but at least here I know that the kids who are actually sick/hurt will be seen first.

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

@ThatDogRunner One for each child. The other one is completely asymptomatic… because she doesn’t also have the skin condition 🤦‍♀️

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

I love when lil bunnies scream and you can see their staple remover teeth

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

It is too a word! Damn you, Sam Ezersky!!!!

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

canoe! jousting!

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

getting so amped for Harbourfest this weekend. gonna get hyped up from Zumba and then lance someone in a canoe

[Floyd @liveactionfloyd]

oh cool I get it now