Michael circa 2019

I write words and sometimes those words are posted here. Not the dog in my profile picture, but how neat would that be if I was a tweeting dog? Maybe next time.

[Viktor Araki 🌈 @rupaulmemes]

Teacher: so tell the class something about yourself
Me:

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@SofieHagen @flamingo_a_gogo

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@Herr_Benjamin @Hotham_water @flamingo_a_gogo

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@Herr_Benjamin @Hotham_water @flamingo_a_gogo And yours was be starving from attention now that I'm the alpha. Good luck with your tits, sweatie! xx

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo Well now they do

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

Me when someone asks if ima eat my burger or my fries first.

#CriticsChoice #LadyGaga

[Variety @Variety]

Will Lady Gaga prioritize acting or music? #CriticsChoice https://t.co/slZIvVY9SM

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo @Herr_Benjamin And that's how I overthrew Ben Graaaaaam.

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo No u

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo H

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

I’m so glad the old ball and chain got Super Smash Bros Ultimate purely because I’ve discovered the ‘Ashley’ song. #SuperSmashBrosUltimate

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo You’re not a princess, you’re a pest

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo We stan a living legend

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo Hold up let me sue a bitsy

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

Ladies, if he:

- Doesn't answer your texts
- Only comes round after midnight
- Just wants to take another look at you
- Is the only person in a room of 100 who believes in Lady Gaga

He's not your man. He's noted actor/writer/director/chart-topping singer Bradley Cooper.

[Michael circa 2019 @livefrommelbs]

@flamingo_a_gogo Relatable kween