Aaron Michaels

Manic dog parent

[onion person @CantEverDie]

beast mode

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[Aaron Michaels @LiveFromThe419]

Great more people can pay money to see this slop

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

AI Appreciation Day is on July 16 — so 'Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die' is returning to theaters for one night for 'AI UN-Appreciation Day' 🍿

There will also be a live-streamed Q&A with Gore Verbinski and special guests after the screening

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

If you’ve never seen Walk Hard it’s free on Tubi. I honestly think it’s the greatest comedy of the 2000s and it’s such a great parody of its genre it retroactively made fun of musical biopics that came out years after it.

Dewey, I’m cut in half pretty bad.

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

If you’ve seen one firework, you’ve seen them all.

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[Christian Zhivago 😈⚖️ @RealCFZ]

Freddy making him do 6 7.

[Josh Levesque @JoshBLevesque]

crazy how the Jackass franchise is full of puke and poop and violence and graphic nudity but the hardest thing to watch by a mile is still Paper Cuts

[щ @Circle10]

telling my boss i’m going to go “stink up” the bathroom and when she makes a disgusted face i clarify that i mean i’m going in there to smoke pills off of tinfoil

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

I have a rare genetic condition that makes it so my body doesn’t produce its own THC so I have to smoke weed all day to get high :/

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[woop @woop54]

Danger Ehren has suffered more than jesus christ

[Toledo Mud Hens @MudHens]

Well guys, we have some big news…

[dum @pissed]

i just smoked weed this is the before and after

[Ace Humphreys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢 @Ace109610]

The things I do on the internet
Jay White 80’s sport movie endings

[scarlett @manhatinggf]

White people be like my dog is mad at me because I didn’t leave Larry David on for her when I went out

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana