livefromthepod

Random shit from a millennial polyamorous pod.
Five adults, two kids, six cats.
Weird humour is a must.

[kendra @kendramorous]

soon my dating profile bio will simply say “swipe right if you have a therapist”

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"Y'all are tolerable."

We all say such sweet nothings to each other. 😂

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"It is the mother fucking apocalypse. We need a mother fucking hot tub."

(Us as we restart the several years in progress project of finishing the hot tub room.)

[Andrea Parrish @tinytall]

My mom... 😍😭😍😭

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

Conservational shrapnel from my housemates "I don't know know where people find the spoons for this shit."

#QuarantineLife

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

You want an irrational number, how about e over pi.

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"Wasps are not the North American pollinators we need, but they are the pollinators we deserve."

#podquotes #polylife

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"Is your brother an earth pony? I feel like they are a earth pony."

"Oh yeah, definitely."

#mylittlepony #polylife

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"In Year 1 after the plague, toilet paper became our only currency."

#postapocalyptic

[Andrea Parrish @tinytall]

Extra #stayhome encouragement for me:
Scene:
I'm inside in the kitchen.
Kira is outside processing the roadkill porcupine we picked up last night.
She walks in, says that the roadkill is a bit more "ripe" than expected and suggests I not come out.
@livefromthepod

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

"My body is like a bad dom who doesn't listen to my safewords."

#chronicillness

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

Watching a beautiful woman do long division on the fridge is like the adulting version of watching The Price is Right!"

(Today in isolation, as one of us watches another calculate bulk bread volumes.)

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

My yoga class online has been mainly my cat sniffing my laptop wondering where the people noises are coming from. #FlattenTheCurve

[Andrea Parrish @tinytall]

#Quarantine thought: with everyone holding classes, meetings, yoga instruction, etc etc via video chat, we're all getting a very personal look at other's pets, kids, and lives.

[Deanna 小美 Pan @DDpan]

There’s a lone woman screaming at the top of her lungs at the ocean on Revere Beach and honestly, same.

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

Man the last four days of isolation have been the longest year in my life. #flatteningthecurve

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

With our powers combined we are one functional business owner!

#polyamory

[Kira Tolman @becomingkira]

Well guess who's been exposed to #COVIDー19 and self isolating for the recommended time?

Time to catch up on projects we've been procrastinating on.

#FlattenTheCurve

[livefromthepod @livefromthepod]

Downside of being part of a polycule: We've all been exposed to covid-19.

Upside of being part of an infected polycule: Oh no, we are stuck at home with the people we like the most. Whatever will be do?

Board games and baking probably. 😂

#COVID19 #FlattenTheCurve #polyamory

[Andrea Parrish @tinytall]

The #CUNAMBD conference has been postponed. I completely get the frustration that many are expressing, and also social distancing is a proven way to help #FlattenTheCurve.

I'm just hoping the economic fallout for conference-related workers is being mitigated.