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loads of funny jokes which will make you roll in laughter.so follow and livefunny.

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learn to laugh at your problems.everybody else does.

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a skeleton is a man who had started dieting but forgot to stop it.

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what is difference between wife and enemy?you dont have sex with enemy!

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dolphins are so smart that within few days they can teach people to throw food at them.

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we live in a society where pizza comes befor police.

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For first two years we teach our children to talk and walk and next 16 years we tell them to shutup and sitdown.

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i want to die peacefully like my grantfather in sleep and not screaming and shouting like the people sitting in the car he was driving.

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A computer once beat me in chess.But after that it was no match to me in kickboxing.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.They should be changed regularly.

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I prayed to god for a bike.But i know that god doesnt work like that.So i stole one and asked god for forgiveness.

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patting the dog but searching the bottom of dog so he can kick him.

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started to pat him.the lady sideby asked him why he was patting the dog since he has pissed on him.the blind man said that he was not

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once an blind man was standing on bus stop with his dog.the dog lifted its leg and urinated on the blindman,s legs.by surprise the man

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once i shook hands with a friendly arab and now i have only one hand left to prove this.-john cleese

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i was reading a poem of sakspeare.but i stopped and thought,why should i read his poems, he never reads mine.-john cleese

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an intelleuct is a man who has found something more interesting than sex.

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japan

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they reached the airport and the driver charged him $300.the jpnese said oh so expensive.then the driver said wah ,meter very fast,made in j

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made in japan .then he saw a honda passing.he became happy and said wah honda,made in japan.the driver was angry but he did,nt say anything.

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once a japanese went to usa.he hired a taxi for airport.when he boarded the taxi he saw a toyota passing.he became happy and said wah toyota