KARTER.

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[♰ @reeceollld]

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

[trevy @chillextremist]

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

my eye floaters soar and dive with the birds in the sky

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

so who tf shot him?😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[trash jones @jzux]

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

[ash @contextmxnster]

they hated jesus too is what i tell myself

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

hanging out with chronically offline people is so much fun because you regurgitate one half assed joke from twitter and they tell you to go into stand up

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

telling my boss i’d rather get shot 17 times than be here

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

i wish blocking people blew them up

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Asking a question during a lecture is 0 aura, real niggas go home confused

[h @ipodmacbook]

if an ant hits you going 100000000 mph would you die or would it not matter

[jeje @jestJJmei]

5% tint so they can’t see me getting yelled at by my girl

[mr online @Absolunar]

no longer on squeaking terms with my bitch Mouse wife. my stupid fucking piece of cheese life

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate