noah

snl, f1, hockey, mcyt!

[evil mizzy 🕷️ @teacupssandtime]

that one ship that lowkey had you on suicide watch

[✨ sasha ✨ @sashaxsharks]

when you're in a "saying things that sound gay in interviews" competition and your opponents are connor bedard and michael misa

[omelette₁ @leeisntknowing]

he picked the youngest one

[misob @mis0b_]

"Oh let's see who's at the bott-"

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ruaridh Mollica confirms Tommy is bisexual in ‘VISIONQUEST’:

“I feel like Marvel did a great job by casting a bisexual actor for this and it’s such an honor to be portraying that in the MCU. I feel so seen. These queer twin brothers in the MCU together … it’s so cool. I hope that me being bisexual and playing this part is good for people to feel seen and represented.”

(https://t.co/UNa6PQHfoI)

[katie @middleinfield]

being a cubs fan watching the tl celebrate milwaukee is like seeing the country vote for trump thinking he was gonna solve everything. buddy you have no idea the pure evil that is about to be unleashed.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“Ooo! I wonder who’s at the bot-”

[Creepevan 🥑⚖️ @1mn0tdaredevil]

The Maximoffs believed the most significant thing to do in your life was to die

[nia✧˖ @nianeedshelp]

what the fuck do you mean by "oh, i didn't think jarvis would look like that" SO NONE OF YOU WATCHED AGENT CARTER BEFORE???? we're losing the ancient texts, guys

[Tabatha🫶 @hawksxteal]

GOOD MORNING #blackhawks ‼️

🚨 FRANK NAZAR HAS BEEN RELEASED AND WILL REPORT TO THE UNITED CENTER TONIGHT FOR BEDZAR REUNION‼️

[nia @bedsypuck]

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WON A HOCKEY GAME

[hailey beaux¹³ 𓉸ྀི @hattrickhailey]

ALL OF CHICAGO NEEDS TO LOCK IN NOW. WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO LAKE MICHIGAN. PUT A ROSARY AROUND THE BEAN. PRAYER CIRCLE AT EVERY PORTILLOS IN THE CITY.

[Joey @suzukiplsstay]

hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a Cubs fan for halloween

[nia @bedsypuck]

win so good and needed our journalists are using bible verses in their articles

[BZ @BezBeyondThePen]

Ditka dies on Friday, White Sox are reverse swept on Saturday, the Bears lay an egg in Lambeau Sunday, and now the Pope has cancer. Hard not to take personally

[Terror Swift @tyswift55]

The thing you have to understand about me is that I watch SNL like it's a sport. My sister and I call it "The Game." I worry about who's on the roster, who's getting the most reps, wins and losses, get frustrated with the owner etc etc.

[Jeremy Culhane Updates @JeremyCulUpdate]

then he should be banned for being horrible at hosting SNL like generationally bad