Mellowgod

asleep [email protected]#

[Leon Ardo 👽 @MartianSon]

Sarah saw this and thought, "I think I'll go make the moves on Bear at 3:00 in the morning."

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

we’ve moved backwards

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

[RedWolf🐺 @RedWolfMMA]

I lost my shit back when Valter Walker shot a heel hook on an no legged man and then looked surprised that it didn't work 😭😭

Absolutely nut case 😂

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

Call of Duty is so ass now we're gassing up Advanced Warfare 😭

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

how the semtex don’t get stuck to my hand when i throw it

[preet  @yungbiryanii]

lowkey slack company vibes be on some chill shit but that layoff will catch you on a random tuesday afternoon

[⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ ͙͘͡★ @Angelboysclub]

@livelovelean

[Mellowgod @livelovelean]

@Angelboysclub Quitting is for quitters 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Congratulations! You've been selected to absorb another team's workload.

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Meta used AI to target workers with medical conditions for layoffs, according to a new lawsuit.

Twenty-six former Meta employees are suing, accusing the company of using AI that disproportionately targeted people with disabilities or workers who took medical leave in selecting people ​for mass layoffs.

https://t.co/iMKXjhkzV1

[Brandon @brandonroyval]

Never bringing my girl to the fights again

[Dylan♿️🧀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @DylanMMA__]

How Usman +250 is looking at me rn

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

So when do I get my check because some of that is my money?

[DaveHowe @DaveHowe]

@DissentFu it's your money, but you don't get it; the companies passed the cost onto you, but, in a move that surprises nobody, won't pass on the refund.

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

Sony just triggered an arms race for emulators