i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real
whenever a bride on say yes to the dress brought her husband to a fitting and he would be like “well, i want to see her in something SEXY and revealing” my third-grade brain would explode with rage & i would flip him off & then apologize to god for giving the middle finger
ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you
was going to tweet “bisexual in the sense that i’m attracted to women and also like to engage in sexual self harm” but i fear people might get mad at me