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Stay in school, kids.
Read books.
#ReadingRainbow #DMX
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The expression “Shop till you drop” just isn’t enough...
How about, will that be “Visa, Mastercard, or P in the V?”
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#NBA #DunkContest on #ValentinesDay - because the ONLY way to celebrate today is by slamming balls in the hole, and doing it in style ;)

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On #ValentinesDay, any Duster can GIVE a Card with feelings written inside ... but you’re a Dude if you can TAKE a VCard ;) #HappyHunting

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Gronk. Got. Game.
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The feeling Dudes got in their car after seeing Fast & Furious
Same feeling Babes will have after seeing #FiftyShadesOfGrey but in their box

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Don’t lie, if you’ve Golfed before, you have absolutely tried to do what Bryce Harper just did. #HappyGilmore http://t.co/IquBX6Cu3L

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The struggle is real - #LittleDick - http://t.co/ndJDuxxspx

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#Ghostbusters to be 4 women?
Running around chasing slimy greasy things?
Hasn't that been EVERY dish soap commercial? #GetBackInTheKitchen

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Chirps for days.
Damian Lillard RUINS a Lakers Fan who called him out on Twitter - #Dusters #Owned - http://t.co/nIsJSUzGrB

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Dude bets his Buddy -- and the prize? -- to wheel his buddy’s Mom to Prom #MILF http://t.co/B5YKIwdgEF

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Her: you didn't notice my new haircut!

Me: You never notice my morning wood!

Her: ...

Me: Nice haircut???

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Drunk Girl vs. Hotel Door.
Score 1 for the Holiday Inn ;)
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The #Bruins are struggling right now.
Tuukka Rask’s solution for the problem? Hit the sauce before games http://t.co/bCDDPCjLTb

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Jones v. Cormier ... here we F'in go! #UFC

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This Chick was taking in a Football game with her “side-Dude”, and realized she just got busted https://t.co/yYS5VL9gdQ - #KeepYourGameTight

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She does bring up some legit points - “Why Blowjobs are more intimate than Sex”.
What do you #GirlsWhoGetIt think? - http://t.co/m8mDY5kYz9

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For the #AlphaMales who know they’re gonna dominate 2015, just like this -> http://t.co/s6gKPQFhGP

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Doctor gets license suspended after drinking on the job, having sex with patients: http://t.co/sxj0ZPKMlr

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@JulieSnark Pretty sure almost EVERY Guy would do this - in exchange for starting/ending every day w/ a round of WASH http://t.co/t1MsM0Q18T