livetrackpaul

Just an account when I’m cycling or hiking so you can track my progress

[livetrackpaul @livetrackpaul]

@yarotrof The thick brain addled orange faced cunt has threatened to invade Canada and put tariffs everywhere. FAFO.

And no one buys Yankee cars because they are shit.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Victoria Derbyshire: under the govts new rules a disabled person needing supervision to use the toilet isn't enough to qualify for PIP but disabled people who need assistance will, so what's the difference between supervision & assistance?

Jones: I won't comment on hypotheticals

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

You truly, genuinely, could not make it up.

You couldn't.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Behold: the dumbest take you have ever seen in your life.

[Daniel Grigg @Daniel_Grigg]

Reminder, Jeremy Corbyn could absolutely wreck Labour now if he wanted to, just by creating a left wing party.

Keir Starmer has left himself completely open to it.

@UKLabour

[James Campbell @J4m35c4mpb3ll]

Peter Arnold Chief Economist tells Ian King that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 is one of the most wealthy areas of the UK.

Pointing to abundance of high value industries such as finance, oil/gas and life sciences the driving factor.

Big Enough, Smart Enough, Rich Enough. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

This tweet aged like milk.

[DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock]

Vermont: "We hate JD Vance" ⛔️

Greenland: "Hold my Beer" 🍺

Drop a 💙 if you agree, I want my 102k friends to follow you!

[🔰🛡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Macsen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🛡🔰 @Emr678]

Your hard-earned money taken for taxes CAN afford
>Increases in defence spending to £2.2BN
>Afford £9BN for ANOTHER tunnel across the Thames
>to build 18,000 homes in england
>Hs2

But can't afford to level up your Welsh Community

Your money is building england. You, suffer.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Donald Trump has been told by Greenland and Denmark that his officials are not welcome in Greenland.

But JD Vance is going to go anyway.

Should Greenland do the funniest thing and arrest JD Vance?

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

Columbia has banned face masks for anti-genocide protestors, but feds can conceal their identities as they disappear students to undisclosed locations.

[Joke Tamson's Wean @Whyno_Scotland]

With apologies to those in Ireland and Wales who could ask the same questions.

Why is there a Scottish Office, but no English Office?
Why is there a Secretary of State for Scotland, but none for England?
Why is there a GERS, but no GERE?
All seems a bit colonial, doesn't it?

[ִֶָ @bugloaf]

gal gadot: I LOVE ISRAEL !!!!!!! I SUPPORT ISRAEL !!! I AM A ZIONIST !!!
rachel: free palestine

disney: woah rachel lets not get political

[Abier @abierkhatib]

This man won the #oscar2025 couple of weeks ago

[livetrackpaul @livetrackpaul]

@RoryStewartUK @Ian_Brooker Au contraire Rory. Let him visit. Perhaps he might be detained for the threats against Greenland and sovereign Danish territory.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In case anyone was wondering, we are here:

[livetrackpaul @livetrackpaul]

@Anna_Soubry Too late

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

Look at the what’s crossed the pond 👀