anita raise

just a little french girl named cigarette

[anita raise @livid_e]

Sex and the Emerald City
Miranda: Do we NEED a wizard in charge? Why not let a witch run things?

Charlotte: I just need to know where those slippers are being sold!

Samantha: Anyone know if that broomstick comes with a vibrate feature?

Carrie: Big is moving to munchkinland

[anita raise @livid_e]

Anakin/Padmé + Luke/Leia

[iggy3D @higekiba]

does anyone else really like this one

[anita raise @livid_e]

JD Vance has the opportunity to meet with King Charles and do the funniest thing ever rn

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I genuinely think there are deep connections btwn the rising tide of fascism and the cesspool of AI slop this week

[ڈائکزادی @dykezadi]

he's right. we're not the same. queer people are the backbone of the community and white cis gay men are the weakest link

[anita raise @livid_e]

Office jobs are so unserious my boss just booked a conference room on Monday after the White Lotus finale just so we could unpack the episode

[anita raise @livid_e]

This and literal snow in Texas actually make a pretty good birthday gift tbh

[anita raise @livid_e]

Somehow, Jack Schlossberg returned

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Matthew Gaston @MCKGaston]

It’s Luigi Time 💪🏼🥸

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the jury trying to find a seat in the courtroom for the luigi mangione UHC trial

[spooky dio @SatyrOnMars]

banging on a table and howling like a cartoon wolf

[Shell @Shellerina_]

This too shall pass but holy fuck

[anita raise @livid_e]

Oh I just KNOW that SNL is gonna be insufferable about this

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.