ALYSSA

[4 @iiSunkiss]

Me when i get flashbacks of all the stupid shit i did for love

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

every day i look forward to sleeping. i love sleeping, i love being unconscious.

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

🤡

[hunter @3gpmh]

did i dodge a bullet or am i the bullet

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

once a man turns you into a detective,that’s when you know it’s time to leave him

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

scientific fact

[Joha @OtraEmpanada]

Solo los que tienen mascotas entenderán cómo el apodo de su mascota sigue evolucionando hasta que no tenga nada que ver con su nombre original.

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

last time i was in love i wanted to give that ngga my soul to keep. i be tweakin bad asf

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I put music on so that I can clean but I start doing shit like this instead

[mika @mikasagrada]

fazer comida / lavar a louça

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke