ORACHA CHIEF

Pistanthrophobic.

My unexpressed emotions will never die🥲

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

I don't miss u at 2am .. i miss u when life gives me a win & i can't tell u

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

stay high vibrational my nigga
the world looks different at high frequencies

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the fastest way to become who you really want is to bite off more than u can chew and figure out how to chew it

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

ain’t innocent… I’m just well behaved

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Fat women are very lazy, they literally struggle in everything including breathing. The only time fat women wanatembeanga haraka ni wakiendea mandazi.

[BIG EMMY @emmyurcrush]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit slowly.

[ily @luhyoumf]

not to creep you out but i have a habit of appearing in people's timeline before everything starts working out for them

[♡ @krishuu_05]

Boobs are so goated but their owners are so evil

[Mimosa 🍊 @RawMimosa]

There’s only one continent whose shape can be worn as jewelry and accessories btw

[Ndindin @MaurineNdindin]

Soft launching😂😂😂 YOU ARE ALL FRAUDS!

[Eric @amerix]

Late last year and early this year, I gave out 18 laptops to men who said the only thing stopping them from actualising their dream was not having a laptop.

9 months later, none of them has come back to say,

"Amerix, since you gave me the laptop, I have learnt X, Y, and Z."

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

New sex position called "Ramaphosa"

Get on top and do nothing.....

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

If her phone never rings when you're together 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Kiambiiiii @Realkiambi]

Chopper and Nikita Kering in one skit?kwn hii content inalipa Crazy Kennar how much?!

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

They do, they just shoot way above their league.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

😂😂 i’m not the thief challenge

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

my poo waiting to be flushed while I watch 45 minutes of Instagram reels

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

He was also once a mumma's cute little boy

[THEVOICE @nyovestwunof1]

The way women overrate their importance in your life is insane

[ire @ireaura]

you think you know a guy until you watch him watch football 😭