Liv

[maddyy @localsweety]

we are witnessing unfathomable levels of "the european mind cannot comprehend this" in realtime

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Liv @livkapp]

Bro I’m beat

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Ali @AJ_F612]

*screams in ER nurse*

[Alejandro Os - ESTUVE EN GAGACABANA @C4ndyB0i]

Laurie, Lexi, and Rue become sex workers to pay off their debt to Alamo. The DEA tries to stop them but ends up becoming sex workers too.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.

[fishious @fishquichee]

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

[miia @miiagarro]

fuck a breakup

you ever been in love with a retard 💔💔💔

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Y’all be getting drunk thinking u from Euphoria bro you are Frank Gallagher

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

This piece of shit pushed every gun control law under the sun after a tragedy and now the spiritless pussy shot and killed a woman and himself. Red flag law huh?