dr olivia funke

ferris bueller, you're my hero

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

idk why but i think this pic of my dog wearing a beret is the funniest thing in the world

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

Victorian Michael Jackson

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Oscar Isaac on the set of Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN,’ also starring Jacob Elordi and Mia Goth.

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

“big things coming” and it’s a white man with a podcast

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

I just want everyone to know Abby called me at midnight when I was fast asleep and I answered thinking it was an emergency only for her to tell me this

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they did surgery on a grape

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

they (the MTA) hate to see a brooklyn bitch travel from east to west via public transit

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

saw a pair of sperry’s on an overall stylish and trendy young adult in the wild (walking to work) a few days ago and can’t stop thinking about how time is a concept and all trends are cyclical. life is a prison

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

oh what do i do at work? just read the most absurd reddit threads that cause me to have nightmares and rip approx 30-50 hairs out of my head every day 🫶🏻

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

when ur card declines at therapy so they ask u if u have a different form of payment

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

say Nicholas Braun 3x in the mirror and you will be transported to Ray’s with a modelo in ur hand

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

stop calling sandwiches “sandos” or ill end my life

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

stop reposting things on facebook ur embarrassing me

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

eating a sandwich dry (no condiments) should actually be a felony bc what the hell is wrong w you

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

you know you’re in Williamsburg when every bitch is wearing the wrong shoes for the weather. like why’d i just see a girlie wearing strappy heels with fuzzy socks girl it’s snowing 😭😭

[poopyass3 @p00pyass3]

My 13th reason

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special skills include knowing exactly when someone has become newly single based on their social media presence

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

they should run background checks on ppl before they’re allowed to purchase apple watches

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

cant wait to be married so I can tag my husband in local restaurants Facebook posts promoting their deep fried ooey gooey chocolate cheese curds or whatever and say things like “omggggggg babe we neeeed to go here”

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

if u ever catch me asking for Ticketmaster connects on my college alumni page just shoot me in the head already

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

no bc i hate guys with “ENM and happily partnered” in their dating app bios… like OKAY?? I have huge boobs. Oh sorry I thought we were bragging about ourselves

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

i cannot have games on my phone due to my obsessive personality and carelessness with money but if ur a stranger sitting next to me on the train ill watch u play yours. like a little treat

[dr olivia funke @livloopoo]

ppl who peaked as youths be like “let me just post this selfie on facebook”