I’d point out the obvious problem with letting a man tell you what women want, but I’d rather point out the obvious problem with letting a man tell you to let a man tell you what women want
sticksthestrangeone: My love language is *boops your nose* *sits so that our legs are touching* *pokes your foot with my foot* *ruffles your hair* *pokes you* *walks close so we occasionally brush limbs* *leans against you when I’m tired* https://t.co/fGrTvzqHqX
bill-nye-official-blog: gayestinthegroupchat: petits-pois-carotide: Lefties on ketamine, rightoids on ivermectin, who knows how many more drugs Big horse is hiding from us Idk about drugs but i have a hunch big horse is hiding something, Maybe... https://t.co/Wpu54p49pa
allwomenmustdieactually: barbarianarchy: cantanopeshitthatwastaken: fudge-the-horse: some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: good Say what you will about Tumblr... https://t.co/6H0LNaps7D
normal-horoscopes: vale-priestess: normal-horoscopes: PERSONALLY I THINK MY OBSESSION WITH NIGHT AND THE DARK IS COOL AND FINE AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY LIFELONG CHRONIC INSOMNIA. I AM BUILT DIFFERENT AND WORSE. YOU GET ME https://t.co/HmkbcpLsZB
national-shitpost-registry: insomniac-arrest: I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum... https://t.co/E7pdPW9uZP
prettypilled: fishingcatz: The ideal woman this is the lady that struts in to restaurants and gives them their michelin stars. tits out the whole way through https://t.co/j54wDqnhyG
📹 sindri42: argumate: syanah: cutecutejames: uncle-beanbag: That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today” So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea... https://t.co/eU6nh99Y5H