livia

[livia @livpr]

http://t.co/Dhbl08hFnC Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.

[livia @livpr]

I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires. http://t.co/1wziEEdplX

[livia @livpr]

I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial. http://t.co/8wSPcl7A2y

[livia @livpr]

Steve Buscemi makes me regret buying a high definition tv. http://t.co/9g2kuI7fi6

[livia @livpr]

I bet rapists can get their straw in a Capri Sun on the first try. http://t.co/SvSOLzh0es

[livia @livpr]

How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy? http://t.co/r9uT7iXLD7

[livia @livpr]

How do you get a red wine stain off a baby? http://t.co/KyWNLk7iD0

[livia @livpr]

http://t.co/UacLs8rh I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise.