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Rex v. Fox

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Doing my required reading before work (watching all the tik toks and memes my coworkers sent me so I can accurately engage in class discussion)

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Like I can’t stress this enough —im going to choose my own password not your lPf7j-68nly9$-3 nonsense

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All Black Friday deals did for me was allocate an hour to unsubscribe from emails

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Told my coworker (younger than me) that she was giving Carmen Sandiego (was in a trench coat) and she didn’t get it.

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Wait Taylor said that she will do things bigger than dating the boy on the football team and now she is. Her power !!!

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Sending thoughts and prayers to the girl on Lex and 55th walking w/ a boy who is mansplaining fantasy football. Just know it’s temporary. Stay strong.

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Home economics but instead of carrying a baby doll around you need to carry a full 64 ounce hydroflask and if you drop if you fail

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I’m year of rat in terms of Chinese new year …... I live in nyc…... It’s the year of the rat perpetually…... therefore It’s my year…...

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Can’t remember the last time I bought a book (libraries exist) was shocked to spent $47 on 2. These stories better transport me to another dimension.

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It smells like the zebra gum in here

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Service dogs were so not a thing growing up now we gotta tell little kids like wait this dog is actually working you can’t pet it.

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What does duty free even mean

[sean @shupyss]

they made a dedicated group for loud noises in my hometown

[liv @livspoff]

Danimals sweepstakes looks different here

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You and a guest could win a trip to meet @BarackObama and me.

Donate today for a chance to win: https://t.co/qNqLOhorMl

[liv @livspoff]

Crazy to walk past someone and be like wait I used to know someone who smelt like that (could be nice or mean)

[Grace @gracecamille_]

The best thing about being a woman? Hmm… I would have to say the prerogative to have a little fun

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This guy on train using his bookmark to keep a straight line as he reads is legit maybe the cutest thing I’ve ever seen ? Like yes do what you need to do king.

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Can joe Biden at least give us a promo code ????????

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Sometimes I’m sitting at my desk at work and start cracking up laughing bc we are all just sitting here typing emails in silence.

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Going to be engaged for Halloween this year.