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If I wish you the wrong twenty-somethingth birthday please don’t be offended, it’s not that I don’t remember it’s that I keep getting my own age wrong

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Homie literally caught my expensive pot on fire last weekend :(

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Capricorn enough to have a separate pot+pan set for drunk friends who wanna make noodles but not Capricorn enough to vocalize it. Plz just use the ones in the over drawer and save me the torment

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To each their own but if anyone ever made a hashtag for my wedding I would literally never speak to them again

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The funniest moments in life occur when you’re slightly hungover & on your second drink

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If you had to choose 1 person to be the only one to make your bed for the rest of your life who would it be? Would you be extremely selective with this decision or is it just me?

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All of my friends need to quit their jobs and answer my texts!!!!!!!!!!

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Play Water - Dem Slackers Remix at my funeral

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There is nothing more therapeutic than driving through the rain while scream-singing the Arctic Monkeys AM album (and I’m a therapist!!!)

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Rebranding being unemployed to being in my stay at home mom era. What do I do all day? Morning yoga. Wash my produce. Bake muffins. Brightening soak before washing my whites. Prep veggies. Reorganize everything. I’m having the time of my life!!!!

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One thing about me is I will never go out to eat and not get a drink. Breakfast, lunch, brunch, apps, dinner, idc. Drink.

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What’s it like having roommates in your mid 20s? One of mine is having a serious argument with her mother rn over the fact she bought a ticket to Europe during a war meanwhile I can also hear another down the hall ranking dorito flavours from his least to most favourite

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Sorta blows my mind that there are people out there just drinking dark pop on a regular basis

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The feminine urge to completely contort yourself into any position but sitting normally for the entire duration of the road trip

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The girls that get it knew Norah Jones songs at 10. The girls that don’t, don’t 💅🏻

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The masculine urge to scream at a tv

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an elf on the shelf family and it shows

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@trapqweeeen @caroreadstarot HA

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The biggest scientific/technological advancement I wanna see is not talking dogs, but rather holographic subtitles hovering over their heads displaying their thoughts