When you want to kys but can’t cut deep, don’t like the feeling of ropes around your neck, hate taking pills, afraid of heights, and have strict gun laws
*paws at you* hey buy me a vape
*paws at you* hey buy me cigarettes
*paws at you* hey buy me new blades
*paws at you* hey buy me alcohol
*paws at you* BUY ME BLADES.