Me: entering Japanese cat café.
employee stops me immediately.
Employee: One rule.
Me: Okay.
Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.
Me: I’m not French.
Employee: Good.
I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.
then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.
Cat staring at me aggressively.
Employee watching nervously from distance.
Me: I thought he only hated French people.
Employee: He improvises.
cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.
Me: THIS IS TARGETED.
small child nearby points at cat.
Child: That one evil.
Employee: No no, He just passionate.
cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.
Me: …wait he likes me?
Employee shocked.
Employee: Impossible.
another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.
Manager arrives.
Manager: He has never trusted customer before.
Me: What does that mean.
Manager bows slightly.
Manager: You must take him.
Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.
orange cat already asleep on me.
Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.
Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.
From a marketing perspective(I’m minoring in marketing) this is genuinely a nightmare. Not only did they upset ALL of there fanbase, locally & internationally, but they are punishing the consumer for being upset.
I have never bought the membership & was considering for the plush
These children are screaming “Let us out”.
Liam Ramos, the five year old in the cute blue hat who was being “protected” by ICE…. Is inside this facility.
Some children have been locked up here for 8 months.
Don’t look away.
The fact that Mamdani isn’t allowed to be considered for president because of a citizenship technicality but a convicted felon IS, shows just how broken our political system actually is.
sure remove those “albums”. we got us some amazing staytists with their cute creations too 🎀
maybe we prefer to buy from them for a more REASONABLE PRIZES.
stay 1 - 0 jype.