a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽

turning my inshallahs into mashallahs

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

should i start being a nice person

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

confirmed club night with no opps at the end of the week

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

we were showing him around the house and he pointed at my bfs computer and said "what is that machine" im like where tf did you come from where you've never seen a computer before 😭😭😭😭

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

im meeting one of my bfs friends today for the first time and he is so retarded im hitting one of these every two seconds so i don't bust out laughing in his face

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

this is how i find out home depot does hot dogs

[Belly @BJunior_]

Niggas at work talkin bout how home depot got the best hot dogs. You never know what people do in the comfort of their own home

[𝘬𝘶 .ᐟ.ᐟ @bostonyaoi]

gain some weight @BenAffleck you know i like it when you're thick

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

seeing hayley williams tonight and magdalena bay is opening 🙏 god is real and so good

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

just you wait until i get to jisung its gonna be thirty 9/11s

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

just rediscovered jaemin. not okay

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

@juventekkers right

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

how to tell someone to fuck off and kill themself

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

I NEED THAT NALTREXONE

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

my psychiatrist disappearing off the face of the earth 5 minutes before my appointment GIRLLLLL

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

@stikkychocolate yes

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

these mosquitoes pullin panties to the side

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

i was showing my middle aged coworker jane remover and a couple minutes later he was talking about them and called them jessica revolver

[a la mierda nosotros scampi 🇲🇽 @lixiestix]

@hyunnielune who da fawk