Lizy

former art director turned into nail artist ✨ 24yo 🇮🇩 in Riyadh, 🇸🇦

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

@guaprd berarti harus diubah makeupnya yank aku dlu juga kyk banci

[Kris Valentine @cupids_archive]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

that night after i got "h4rassed" by police and i couldn't call 112 cause i didn't have phone credit

[iqi (ril) @rifqinau]

Semoga kalian tidak perlu know the hard way kalo 112, 113, 118, dan 119 gabisa diakses kalo kalian gapunya pulsa.

I did, and i fucking hate this country

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Maybe the most romantic thing someone can give you isn't butterflies, it's certainty. Knowing a difficult conversation won't make them leave, their affection won't vanish with a bad mood, knowing you don't have to perform to be loved.

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

@guaprd ihh mau coba

[al @micigessda]

Kok ga aib sih... meanwhile kucingku kaya muka aib laki laki mau ciuman...

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

A new cat meme has been born 🤣

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

bunyi juga di Riyadh 🙂

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

definitely d. kontol

[sydney swikee @illbertinsane]

substansi apa ya yang harus aku salah gunakan malam ini?
a. alkohol
b. diazepam
c. tramadol
d. kontol

[Ged @gedaaanggg]

@KapudS640 Di dunia kerja, I realize ngolah itu perlu. Even ke atasan yang guoblok mampus. That’s how politics work. Apakah ngolah salah? Kembali lagi ke kompas moral yang dianut.

Ngejilat untuk personal
Ngolah agar proyek tim jalan. 🤣

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

@guaprd wkwkkwkwkw

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

anjir gw melakukan hal paling berani kemaren. udah ditahap "nothing to lose" banget jir i shoot my shot, belajar menjadi ikhlas dan berani dengan jawaban orang DARIPADA KEPIKIRAN MULU

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

@guaprd mantep bgt

[Lizy @lixzhaw]

@MazDesta @mariastelacn iyaa waktu ada pangkalan yg jauh dari Riyadh kyk 1-2 jam aja peringatannya bunyi

[lusi! @kucingeprek]

Gw ga paham sama obsesi orang luar (khususnya amerika) mengenai kalau makan ayam harus rasa dan teksturnya kayak ayam. God forbid I like my chicken to taste like the spices and herbs that have been cultivated on my land for generations!!!

[Marlo. @Marlotalks]

Dear teman-teman onlineku, stop ngerasa bisa ngelakuin semua hal sendirian.

Orang yang jarang ketemu dan ngobrol langsung sama orang lain, tubuhnya lebih rentan sakit.

Makin jarang interaksi dengan sesama, makin tinggi juga tingkat peradangan di tubuhnya.

Peradangan yang numpuk lama-lama diasosiasikan sama resiko penyakit jantung, stroke, demensia, bahkan kematian dini.

[kim 🍵 @matcha_creamyy]

bayangin km dientot pasanganmu secara brutal, kuasar, hardcore, dicekek tampar jambak ludahin, bdsm, kamu udah ampun-ampunan tapi ga dikasi kendor
karena safe word nya: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

nah, tapi ini sebagai WNI yang dientot pemerintah ngentot