Lizzy Figueiredo

follow me only if you like my mom.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

New nature documentary just dropped so if you don't hear from me, you know why.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

@amy_amess You know New Brunswick is gonna miss you when you come to BC for Christmas

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

@amy_amess

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

I can't wait to tell my best friend I bought a house

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

My boyfriend is setting me up with a fantasy football team so yeah, I guess you could say we're taking our relationship to the next level.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

@TransLink Are there any updates about the west coast express being delayed? Is it only specific times or is it all trains?

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

my sister's boyfriend rapping all of down with webster's "whoa is me" to my sister >>> any other romantic love song I guess

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Petition to have Spotify introduce a "6 track" feature where you can pick just 6 albums to put on shuffle. And throw in the little sound of CDs changing between songs for good measure too.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Today I learned that my boyfriend has never encountered the ren faire side of Instagram?

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Hello old friend. (me to the platter of nachos at the table no one else wants to finish)

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Rest in peace my 2+ year Bereal streak. I'll never forget you.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

You can't count on me to be on time for things but I can guarantee you can count on me to send you 10+ instagram reels daily and respond to every instagram story you post.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

War? What war? The ‘Israel-Hamas war’? Never heard of it. I am aware of the illegal occupation of Palestine and ongoing genocide of Palestinians, using the most advanced weaponry in the world funded by the US Empire to kill thousands of women and children. Do you mean that?

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Me with any other subject: oh I don't understand this topic, I should look into it more maybe I can figure it out.

Me with math: well nothing else I can but cry about it.

[Lizzy Figueiredo @Liz_Figs]

Nothing triggers my flight or fight response quite like doing math.

[💡 @NourFarouk1]

grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today

[jess ⎕ @trumanpotb]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me