I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta
I have been to probably 15+ Wawa’s in my life and every single one has been a god awful experience. so bad it’s enough for me to make this tweet @sheetz all. the. freaking. WAY!!!!
there is nothing i won't do to make sure the waiter likes me. i will sell out everyone at the table. "i'm so sorry about them" even if they're being totally normal. nothing matters more to me. i would give it all away.