Liz Manion 🌸

Wife, Mother, Daughter. 💙

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

Don’t like your mood? Go exercise
Don’t like your job? Look for a new job
Don’t like your partner? Break-up
Don’t like your friends? Get new friends
Don’t like your life? Change your habits

[Soft Top CEO @Be_inTIMidated]

My mom taught me If they didn’t invite you... don’t ask to go.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

THE WORST

[Beth Dutton ⚜️ @_BriaPlease]

Cinco de Mail me another stimulus check.

[Liz Manion 🌸 @liz_manion]

@ my dad 😂

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[Biji 🛸 @heybiji]

why the fuck do americans think just because they're tired of quarantine means the virus will politely leave them alone

[Liz Manion 🌸 @liz_manion]

@Oldmattdonald22 Arby’s!!! 😛

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Why do we eat ham at Easter?

Me: Because Jesus liked ham.

Wife: Jesus was Jewish.

Me: Because I like ham.

[paula @harryseingblind]

Niall Horan laughing. That’s it. That’s the tweet

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Hunter Coffey @hunter_coffey11]

I want to start a petition for Morgan Wallen and Luke Combs to make a song together!🤔🤯

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

I just watched Tom take my girl in front my eyes

[Napa the Golden @napathegolden]

Day 5 of quarantine. Dada tried leaving again without pawmission. I holds him down for rest of the day 🐶

[samantha @milkygoddess]

justin bieber’s song “yummy” started the coronavirus