liz shipkowski

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.

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[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

preview, v.: It’s vital for us to have a few things on the calendar to look forward to, because sharing the excitement is such a crucial part of the excitement itself.

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes]

HER: you can take off the mask your second dose was a month ago

ME: will the vaccine protect me from being perceived

[MejTheeStallion @itzmej_]

If you need me, I'll be at the pingu museum in japan

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

We should not call them “pro life” anymore, as there is no setup to support the life of the parent nor the child, we should call them “pro-forced-birth” only from now on. Amazing that a country with such a, broken, exploitative healthcare system dares try to criminalize abortion.

[lauryn 🇵🇸 @iron__xan]

what the fuck is a “dream job” i do not dream of labour . all i want is wake up every morning and eat croissant and look at pretty flowers for the rest of the day

[liz shipkowski @liz_ship]

happy saturday🌿

[virginia is for lesbians @vaberg]

olivia rodrigo: i’m so sick of seventeen / where's my fuckin' teenage dream?

me, 27: wow so true bestie

[pinar @pienar]

don’t know who olivia rodrigo is im 27 im still listening to Electric Feel by MGMT

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Put ur hands up if you avoid difficult conversations out loud sometimes because you cry at everything and you don’t want to start crying and make the issue seem more dramatic so u simply never address it

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so much of the pleasure of having a cat is getting to watch this creature make decisions that will always be at least partially inscrutable to you. it’s such a pleasure, inexhaustibly fascinating because cats can’t speak or explain. like why did you go over there

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[John Legend @johnlegend]

Anyone who voted for this tragic shitty narcissist mess of a president bears responsibility for this debacle today. He has shown you exactly who he was all along. You still supported him. You are complicit in the attempted destruction of the country. You are not a patriot.