Liz Somerville

always dancing like Elaine Benes.

[Liz Somerville @lizabethread]

@DrewBaggett Mosquitoes don’t even find me attractive 😔

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

My kind of people are the ones who are easily delighted by a good heirloom tomato

[Amigo @Topboix]

"flirting" can you lie down on top of me like a weighted blanket

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[Alex Wennerberg @alex_wennerberg]

on a flight with good internet and it totally messes with the vibe. flight time should not be phone time. it should be a moment of silence where you contemplate your human vulnerability. i realize like all good moralists i am being hypocritical

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[Liz Somerville @lizabethread]

@golub “I am a fairy” 🧚‍♀️

[Liz Somerville @lizabethread]

@cakesauce I’m never sleeping again. Thanks!

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Dr. Antifa @fartj0ke]

Being a girlfriend is kind of like being a unpaid creative director

[69 @NattyNat943280]

PLEASE don't lead me on if l'm not who you really want. My heart is too pure

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Aftyn Behn, Gloria Johnson, Justin Jones, Justin Pearson & more Democratic Lawmakers in Tennessee have been stripped from their committee assignments.

This is the confederate south.

[Liz Somerville @lizabethread]

need to schedule in some time to cry here pretty soon.

[chloé 🫍 @chloejm16]

being single’s fun until you want a kiss

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

sex is great but have you ever had someone be patient and gentle with you when your abandonment issues are acting up

[mel @killinurvibe]

gonna hire an intimacy coordinator for my life

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I COULD BE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND. WASTED TALENT. SAD!

[Trey's Law @treys_law]

We #StandWithSurvivors in Missouri advocating tirelessly to move stalled Senate Joint Resolution 93 and companion bill House Joint Resolution 130 through the legislative process with just three weeks left this session.

These joint resolutions would allow Missouri voters to decide at the ballot if they want to pass a narrow amendment to allow their legislators to enact retrospective laws pertaining to civil claims of child sexual abuse in future sessions. This type of statute of limitations (“SOL”) reform has been accomplished in more than 33 other U.S. states and territories.

Beyond #SOLreform, a measure like this could also give a future legislature authority to make Trey’s Law retroactive in Missouri, as is already the case in states like Texas and Georgia.

Read more at the link in our bio, and join us in our support of SJR 93 / HJR 130 and survivor-advocates in Missouri fighting for #SOLreformNOW.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Literally every relationship is two nervous systems and two children trying to feel safe together.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Apparently Hendersonville PD @HvillePD has nothing better to do?

Fact-check: people are not moving to Tennessee because police deliver flowers to 5th place swimmers who have made a name for themselves attacking vulnerable communities