lizaster

I was tired before Posty

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@caseyaffleck looks like he drools in his sleep

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

Mexican or Asian tonight?
And I need a movie to watch. Help

[New York Post @nypost]

Missing woman survives on wine and lollipops for 5 days https://t.co/GL5YrpXqnP

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@Kate_Chastain My “baby” just turned 21. I’d like a reclining chair at my therapist’s office.

[Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks]

Lit AF stands for Literature's Always Fun.

[Queen City Curmudgeon @MisterX2U]

Mornings are for coffee and plotting murder

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@buzzie84austin @HeatherDumbrow My mom has it as well. People have no idea how cruel this disease is.

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@HeatherDumbrow That’s what dementia does. My mom has it 😢

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@CostaCoconuts Thanks. Now I need to clean my fridge

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@ShepRose You make me want to be a basic beige Betty. Sadly, I wear a lot of black. It’s slimming right?

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@mrjaxtaylor 2, 3, C

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@CostaCoconuts Good morning animal friends.

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Andrew Boozary MD @drandrewb]

The NFL apparently said play on and the teams locked arms and said no. That cannot be forgotten or revised for PR. Prayers with Damar Hamlin.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

[Ethan Senan @EthanSenan]

@neiltyson You can’t trust atoms because they make up everything.

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@tamrajudgeOC The recliner has gotten me through a few surgeries. Speedy recovery

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@mrjaxtaylor I love to cook, but I’m exhausted by Xmas. I need delivery or something.

[lizaster @lizandchlo]

@JoJoFromJerz No