lizanne becker

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway ;)

[South African Government @GovernmentZA]

Don't have time to listen to #SONA2017 from start to finish? RT this and we will send you the most crucial updates.

[Al Prodgers @alprodgers]

Arguing with 5 frowning people in big leather chairs, whether you're a lawyer or a waiter, can only be a kak day at work. #OscarAppeal

[Eusebius McKaiser @Eusebius]

Questions from the SCA bench are bloody brilliant. We have some excellent jurists in our country. Just as well, given lawfare. #OscarAppeal

[Chriselda Zozi Lewis (Babes Wendaba) @Chriseldalewis]

#OscarAppeal Justice Leach asks Roux did OP believe he was entitled to shoot? Roux says on basis of belief that he was in danger #sabcnews

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

Whatcing #OscarAppeal Case. Where were these judges during High Court Case? Seeing rightesnous being served.. #OscarTrial

[Alex Eliseev @alexeliseev]

Can we agree never to talk about an #OscarPistorius retrial. Dear judges at the SCA, your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

I'm gonna hang a Superman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.@rene_kotze

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

@itsWillyFerrell: What do ducks smoke? Quack!

...someone date me please.@Lara_Masut

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

#happyplace#home#heartknows ❤️liefde

[Suzé Steyl @CherryinkGroup]

Beautifull story of a great Dad.. #cancer #fatherslove #cansa

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

Mom: How are your grades this semester?
Me: Mother what's important is that we have our health
@Rozelle77

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

Decided to burn a lot of calories today. So I set a fat kid on fire."@Lara_Masut

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

“@UnusuaIfactpage: Before going to bed, 93% people count that how many hours of sleep they're going to get.”@Rozelle77

[Lara Masut @Lara_Masut]

"@TedOfficialPage: yes you're allowed to have other friends you just have to love me more"@LizanneBecker

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

dankie maat haha ons kom nog byi tag lief vju #besties @Rozelle77

[Rozelle Erasmus @Rozelle77]

FRIENDS knock on your door......best friends walk in starts eating your food * love u Tati

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

Some songs wake up my inner stripper.@Rozelle77

[lizanne becker @LizanneBecker]

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.@Lara_Masut