LizardBoy

Slipping around, slimy boy

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Dianna: “I see you’re a Browns fan. I can FaceTime Hue Jackson for you”

Cop: “Ma’am, please step out of the vehicle”

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

train dog going back the other way now i hope that’s alright

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Do not do this!! #Flock

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕤 @VeltisLeEvil]

It’s resident evil…this ain’t last of us nigga. Niggas here are superhuman.

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

How to approach your local AI center

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This fan from Japan, traveling to the United States shares his stats:

Money left: 0
PTO left: 0
Japan games missed: 0

[Bob Wulff @BobWulff]

It never ends.

Effective August 1st:

Series S 512GB $399 >> $499
Series S 1TB $449 >> $599
Series X 1TB all digital $599 >> $749
Series X 1TB disc $649 >> $799
no more 2TB option.

FWIW, the Series S is still the cheapest option for a console to play GTAVI.

[LizardBoy @lizard479]

@Fightincowboy As a server would love this too. You can even keep tips a thing but just have it be for a good service

[Li Zexin 李泽欣 @XH_Lee23]

IShowSpeed ran into a Chinese fan during his World Cup livestream, but the fan’s English was "very bad."

Suddenly, Speed switched to Chinese: "冷静，我说中文。请给我的直播加油!" (Calm, I speak Chinese. Plz cheer for my stream!)

[Gene Park @GenePark]

completely misunderstands train dog, who is wonderful for being both a real train and a real dog

[Ljovynn @Ljovynn]

two people i dont know joined my password protected arena and started doing this???

[Josh @NotRealJC]

Someone need to do you like this

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

he didn’t even need to stop. generational dickhead

[Passini @agpassini]

O dia em que um jogador do Botafogo arrastou seu companheiro 'lesionado' de volta para o campo para tentar ganhar tempo, e os jogadores do Fluminense vieram e o puxaram de volta para fora pro jogo continuar Kkkk

[Wholesome @wholesome_X_]

Japanese player cheekily removes his shirt so the retiring referee can hand him one final yellow card 🥲

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

The FACT they are all understanding the phrase amazes tf outta me

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

He’s constantly trying to recreate that image of himself on Rogan that went viral while he was still liked but can’t understand why it isn’t working