Liz

[Liz @lizard_snell]

All the more reason to keep wearing it thx

[lias @lias__]

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid

[Liz @lizard_snell]

I wonder how many people FaceTuned their old people face

[springboob squirepin @peterjmarshall]

the 2020 democratic candidates as spongebob screetshots: a thread

[Liz @lizard_snell]

@lesbiancarol @laurbroph @mergan_ idk why this made me laugh so much but I felt like you’d agree

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Me every year

[Liz @lizard_snell]

I think it’s kinda cool that someone you might not like very much almost definitely has someone who loves them so very much

[Liz @lizard_snell]

@laurbroph Hahahahaha YES

[Liz @lizard_snell]

I say 12 chuggas before choo choo I’m not saying I’m right but I’m right

[Liz @lizard_snell]

@mergan_ @DenzBenzi I am reborn

[Liz @lizard_snell]

name one rich juggler

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Do you love your dog more than the lady who just ordered a decaf coffee for her dog at Starbucks

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Been trying to figure out which socks “spark joy” and I’m finding that I’m significantly too sentimental for Marie Kondo

[Liz @lizard_snell]

@EllenPompeo trying to use Instagram story is me trying to do life

[Liz @lizard_snell]

@laurbroph I like this added info keep it coming

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Me: people should get whatever tattoos they want no judgement it’s their body

the universe testing me:

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Me: wow I ate so healthy today

Full row of Oreos that will peer into my soul at 10pm:

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Simple reminder that no matter how good of a person you’re trying to be there’s always going to be someone who thinks you’re terrible so keep doing you

[Liz @lizard_snell]

And on today’s edition of winter: did I punch someone or do I just really need hand lotion?

[Liz @lizard_snell]

Me, clearly a person who should have an opinion on how high a professional athlete can jump: he didn’t jump high enough!!!!

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Dry January but with drinking