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pretty glonky

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

Woke up to a dead baby mouse at the foot of my bed this morning😭

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

Scrolling through my pics I’ve favorited in my phone and found where I accidentally sent this to my dealer in 2019 lmao. I’m pretty sure he left me on read

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

I have officially been given the green light to start looking for rings🫢

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

@emswagburne I can’t wait to come see it!!!

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

Was having sex this morning and a painting of two fish fell and hit me on the head. Cartoonishly have an ice pack on my head now bc it left a giant ass lump🤡

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

5 cats and very single one of them refuses to adhere to a feeding schedule

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

Not my mom snapping her ankle in half the second she gets to DC

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

10 years of Stardew Valley

thanks, everyone

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I cannot stress to you enough how much I think you all are losers when you tag this app’s hallucinatory model and ask it something you could google faster

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

SHOW DISCORD YOUR LICENSE
GIVE AMAZON YOUR SPIT
PROVIDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO X
ARRANGE A LYFT BLOOD SAMPLE
LET ZOOM MEASURE YOUR SKULL
ALLOW XBOX TO SAVE DNA
SUBMIT FEET PICS TO UBER

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

PSA

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

@NintendoAmerica Please….

[🦎 @lizardbb__]

Will I ever receive this package?

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

Brave is single handedly saving us from AI slop, ads, and youtube shorts

literally carrying the internet on its back

[Crystal Wish ✨ @Cryst_Miu]

Using ai

[ven 🌈🌙 @VENTALIZM]

words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything