elizabeth starr✨

dog mom, book worm, & absolute nerd

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I know this is freaking weird, but just so we're all on the same page, political parties are not part of the government.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Women can be badass CEOs.
Women can be badass Doctors.
Women can be badass Lawyers.
Women can be badass Moms.
Women can do whatever they want.
It’s their right to choose what they will be.

[Oklahoma State Univ. @okstate]

May the 4th be with you, Cowboys...

#StarWarsDay | #GoPokes

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little "aarf" sound

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

What you’ll need to go fishing with your girlfriend:

-a license
-snacks
-bait
-stuff for snacks
-bobbers
-weights
-snacks
-extra line
-snacks
-poles
-lil treats
-waders
-snacks (sweet AND salty)
-spf/first aid kit
-net
-s n a c k s.

👏U👏NEED👏TO👏BRING👏SNACKS👏

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

[trash jones @jzux]

“therapy doesn’t work for me” ok well I hate to break it to you but the mental illness isn’t working for you either

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” n it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I am so sorry to the environment but i literally love paper towels

[trash jones @jzux]

the plot has thickened enough. i would like the plot to thin out a little

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

leaving a marg out for santa brb

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

AI isn't scary because of what it's going to do to humans, it's scary because of what it's going to allow humans to do to humans.

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

[elizabeth starr✨ @lizardbethh]

@zachlanebryan @NoahKahan This might kill me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can you die from being super sleepy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Need our dogs to be friends so bad