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[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

I’ve sneezed 10 times this morning and he hasn’t said bless you once men really will never be shit

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Finally can have the water back on after 3 days ugh nearly had to shave my minge at the gym

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

You’re telling me my dealer can’t sign a form to add to my credit score?

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Seen a girl post “joy is not meant to be a crumb” as her insta caption of her travelling. Pretty sure boyfriends aren’t meant to be cheated on too but 🤷🏼‍♀️

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Patty crumbs on the turnstiles at Brixton station. Not a lot that’s better than South London in the sun <3

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Blackrock this blackrock that where are the band recommendations?!

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

60% of the words out his mouth are “type shiiiii” and he thinks he can say this

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Everyone who had a meltdown about 5G been real quiet about starlink hmm

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

People who were year below me turning my age before I have turned the age my peers are turning this year is not on actually stay in your lane

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

@FeralPHunter Looool, I wish but fear it’s actually that they’re paeophiles or have been brainwashed by paedophilic beauty standards but I hope so and that they learn that

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

As a man why is your whole arse out

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Me and a middle aged woman both rocking out to Britney in the petrol station queue

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Cursed by pulling Muslim girls (not an issue for me more for them)

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Everyone in London needs to learn to get the fuck out my way pls

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

@charliersmith1 The thing is your body is actually tea, fuck ‘em

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

Viagra can make a man hard for ages and works in 25 minutes and is a little blue pill but my multi vitamin makes me choke someone fix it pls

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

My dad doesn’t think he’s neurodivergent but I’ve come home from work post midnight, he’s up drinking watching tv and has to go and get headphones to go have a cigarette outside and probably play candy mania as well

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Ceasefire after they destroyed everything, I can’t help but be bitter.

[lizard @lizardbmcgee]

One of the (only) joys as a Londoner is watching other people get as annoyed as I would at other pedestrians being annoying