Elizabeth Catt

podcasts responsible for all opinions

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Chia pets walked so their seeds could run

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Hokas are high heels for men

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Rhubarb is a stem with great PR

[Trey Titone @TreyTitone]

The real reason everybody in ad tech is obsessed with CTV. #WebIsDead

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Airline meals are the human equivalent of a lick mat

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

@Ryanbarwick Just 6.2m subs combined with Hulu+ live tv…

[Ryan Barwick @Ryanbarwick]

Fubo is one of those classic companies you hear and read about but I've yet to ever meet a single person who actually subscribes to it.

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[AdTechGod @AdtechGod]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this but getting a job is not “embarking on an amazing journey.”

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

LinkedIn is petfinder for office workers in need of rescue

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Cat behavior subreddits are full of the most victim blaming bullshit on the internet

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

RX bars are modern day hardtack for coastal elites

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities.

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

@K_Ridgway @FOX40 So cool! Where’s the clip?

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Do Trump’s minions know how hard it is to find parking in Manhattan?

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Are bars basically safe injection sites?

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

And an honorable mention to often explaining that I wasn’t actually a bank teller

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

The main thing I miss about finance is running around saying “bips” all the time

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

A happy surprise in my adulthood has been having so much access to free Swedish fish and seltzer

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

Impatient on road, patient in hospital.

[Elizabeth Catt @lizardcatt]

“Donate blood but not to road.” Indian highway signs are amazing.