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[polarisim @polarisim]

no puedo ir a trabajar mañana tengo que contactar por ouija a Carolyn Bessette Kennedy para preguntarle como hacía para no tener el pelo engrasado

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Idgaf if Addison Rae can sing live or not tbh. have you listened to diet pepsi

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

I need Brooklyn Beckham to understand that some of us were never going to be on his side. Posh was our mother before he was hers.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

Big is moving to Rome

[summer 💐 @foreverwintertv]

you’re laughing. taylor swift is about to announce her next album on a football podcast and you’re laughing.

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

going on a cruise is the most unchic thing you can do for a vacation

[may ʚɞ @_lastday0nearth]

you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne just got resurrected as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re fucking laughing.

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

just saw a reel that said kristen doute was 30 during season 2 of vanderpump rules and suddenly i feel okay again

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

if you eat crumbl cookies you deserve whats coming to you

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

The recession indicator final boss just dropped :

[Matthew Nouriel @MatthewNouriel]

White people making their entire identity Palestine will never not be funny

[out of context the white lotus @oocwhitelotus]

need them both in the white lotus season 4

[lauren @winonaddict]

THIS DIVA!

[lori @milfgomery]

arrested for being too cunty

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

MAHA tip of the day:

Take a 10-minute walk after dinner tonight.

It aids digestion, boosts your mood, and helps regulate blood sugar

Incorporate healthy habits for a healthier you!

Let me know if you enjoy these tips!

MAHA!

[t.o. @THE0BRAT]

it’s the fact that she wrote cake on the cake.. like yes mother, that IS a cake.. soooo cunt

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

NEED to have a glass of white wine with her