Liz Harvey

I love food, naps and sarcasm. Too lazy to date and/or get my butt of the couch and just living the dream in IL one soul crushing day at a time.

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@LGUS @LGUSSupport Thank you for your quick response. Reference number is CNN230921469566. Fan went out in my fridge and I had to pay for repairs and requesting compensation for the repairs and food loss.

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@LGUS @LGUSSupport Thank you for your quick response. Reference number is CNN230921469566. Fan went out in my fridge and I had to pay for repairs and requesting compensation for the repairs and food loss.

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@LGUS Can you please assist me and reply to my email? Filed a claim over a month ago and called this week for a status and was told I should receive an email response and still nothing. The fan went out in my fridge after only 18 months and seeking reimbursement. Thank you!

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@LGUS I’ve been a big fan of your products for several years however, currently at week 2 without a fridge and no repair tech. Please help I just want a new fridge under the warranty.

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

Dating is essentially the equivalent of bathing suit shopping. You dread every minute, sometimes are sweaty from trying on a lot of suits and then end up hating yourself and vowing to stop eating so many cookies. #datingsucks

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

The only reason I continue to report to work is because I have yet to be discovered. For what I have no idea.
#hiddentalent #starsearch

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy April Fools Year!

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@chrissyteigen
#quarantinerules
#therearenorules
#newnormal

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

#quarantinerules

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

#quarantinerules

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@Delta HUGE shoutout to Patricio and his crew in the Santiago Airport last night. They were composed and helpful getting hundreds of displaced cruise passengers on their flights to head home safely. They are the true heroes!!

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

That moment after you have ordered your 15th PSL of the season only 5 days into October when you realize you're basic.

#sorrynotsorry
#basicaf

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

Fall has arrived so I can finally stop holding in my gut, pretending I'm eating healthy and hide in tons of layers.

#singleandreadytomingle
#comeandgetitboys

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

Las Vegas just reinforces the fact that I have the attention span of a toddler, income of a 12 year old and body of a 90 year old who eats bacon cheeseburgers every day.

#howamisingle

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

I'm 41, never married and have 3 dogs in diapers. Basically, I've avoided my first divorce and opportunity to ever see a man naked again.

#lifegoals

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

That moment when the ride share on Lyft starts watching porn and won't share his headphones.

#rude

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

You know the day is going to be rough when you have to bathe 2 of your dogs due to diaper blowouts

#momofnonpottytraineddogs
#howamisingle

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

Heard an ad on the radio for underwear stating we spend 90% of our day wearing underwear. 10% not wearing them seems rather high.

#whatisthis10%?

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

I keep seeing all these amazing posts about 2019 being their year. My goal...to continue to avoid prison.

#startsmall

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

2019 is starting out well. I ordered pizza which I ate half of and was in bed by 8.

#NewYearsEve
#partylikeananimal

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

@deason24 Don't get too excited! Still Express.

[Liz Harvey @lizardinmi]

Moving sucks!! It'd be cheaper to sell everything and start over.
#movingsucks