liz

[liz @lizardja]

why are the muppets in the world cup

[liz @lizardja]

two margaritas and suddenly I’m asking my coworkers to play fuck, marry, kill

[liz @lizardja]

I don’t deserve her

[liz @lizardja]

the kitchen sink cookie from Panera has changed my life

[liz @lizardja]

i need someone to explain why my hands get so sweaty during a pedicure. is this normal

[liz @lizardja]

bliss

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“nice to e-meet you” light me on fucking fire

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[liz @lizardja]

finished a box of lettuce before it went bad 😮‍💨🤏🏼💯

[liz @lizardja]

@DJ_DnBs hahahahahhahaha

[liz @lizardja]

wish i still had my lime green studded belt for avril lavigne tonight

[liz @lizardja]

nothing scarier than an unsolicited phone call

[cigarillo @__clur__bear]

As a man why are you wearing an alo hat

[liz @lizardja]

@__clur__bear pls reply with your plank

[liz @lizardja]

bringing back planking in 2025

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[liz @lizardja]

@__clur__bear not in the chanel flats!

[liz @lizardja]

would rather walk than get into a ducked out jeep

[liz @lizardja]

woke up to a shoeless man on the plane (feeling uneasy)

[liz @lizardja]

@RobboH85 hahahaha 0/10

[liz @lizardja]

when y’all see me having skin like hailey bieber it’s bc i got scammed into buying this rejuvenator machine from China