The Kul Lizard

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[Anthony Natif @TonyNatif]

This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.

[Live Monitor @amlivemon]

Increase the pay gap

[Smith @domsAFC]

That is box office

[The Kul Lizard @LizardKul]

@solanapoet Omfg dp please stop I have no money left 🥺 why do they keep getting better

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Arsenal are the FIRST team since records began in 2003-04 to prevent Liverpool from registering a single shot on target in a Premier League game at Anfield 🧱

[F’n Hawks Talk @fnhawkstalk]

Tough day to be a UND fan

[MMA FUN GUY @MMAFUNGUY1]

Never forget during Bruno he was walking around the Middle East tauting Arabs to attack him but they all were kind to him and the people that did attack him were Israelis and he was forced to break character and remove it from the movie.

[Jordan @iliterate__]

this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying

[Decko. @Frankzm]

Esto acaba de pasar en un programa de México. 😳

[FlashKnob @FlashKnob]

grand prize: dp's mom goes to switzerland
(we have no control over)

backup prize: dp's mom's gift directly leads to degen poet winning solana artist of the year
(we have control over)

it's free
it's kind
it's well deserved

please do your part and vote!

https://t.co/vgCl4GtDec

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

The ultimate ADHD career is getting paid an obscene amount of money to walk into a disaster, somehow figure out the one solution nobody else saw, fix everything in 20 minutes, and disappear before anyone asks you to document your process.

[oneayaitch | #1 ASGORE HATER | 🩷 🎤 pilled @saiiteru]

me personally i would never use twitter ever again, how did dis nigga choose the correct dialogue option every time

[ChitChat China🇨🇳🇺🇸 @ChitChatChina]

Lemme explain this China-#Turkey online clash in simple words: The spark came from Turkey's new school textbooks, which place Central Asia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and parts of western China into a so-called "Turkic world." When Turkish netizens tried to persuade a young Uyghur woman online to "return to her Turkic roots," she simply replied that she is Chinese. That refusal ignited the argument. What followed was telling. Chinese netizens responded with two very different weapons. The first was mockery — a meme merging the Turkish crescent-and-star with #PatrickStar from #SpongeBob SquarePants (below), which spread rapidly and visibly rattled the other side. The second was historical argument: when Turkish users repeated the old claim that the Great Wall was built to keep out the Turks, Chinese users pointed out that the Wall predates the #Turkic political entities by centuries, and that modern Anatolian Turks are genetically closer to Greeks and Armenians than to ancient Turkic peoples.

[Bruce Whey @BWhey69]

Quand 2 Japonais se croisent devant la creche alors qu’ils n’ont pas d’enfants

[jacky @jacky45751275]

I’m cracking up over how talented Chinese folks are

[Khalil🍁🇲🇦🇪🇦 @KhalilAit12]

France vs Japon
Chine vs Turquie
Et là y’a Argentine vs Arabie saoudite
Comme c’est le multiplex mdrrr

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Been so busy laughing at the French mocking the Japanese I didn’t even notice this China vs Turkey subplot

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 Partner plus push! @SmilodonnaVT]

it's worse than that. google cut down the forest WITHOUT A PERMIT because they know they're too big for small countries like ours to fight. they got off with a "oops haha sorry lol"

[Jack O Mino @Darsch1980]

Siamo di fronte ad un capolavoro.