dj tsunderesaurus rex

24 || remains to be considered || Ω3 || gatekeeper of the nicheburger || it/she || trans rights pridnestrovia

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

Harm Reduction Electoralist: u know u can do activism and ALSO vote for biden
Harm Augmentation Electoralist: u can also do evil stuff and vote for trump
Me, a Harm Augmentation Accelerationist: cant vote too busy workin on my infinite self-replicating dog torture space station

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

the american dream: single family home with a white picket fence, kids playing in the yard, dog chasing frisbee, wife cooking up some pig iron in the backyard steel furnace

[🍈 Último. @grazianiheroi]

O Gunther percebendo que nem 7 veteranos de HOI4 podem superar um russo autisticamente sensível

[🍈 Último. @grazianiheroi]

Autismo estralando

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@maghrebimarx PMR REPREZENT

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

you will live in the crumbling shack you will eat the boiled shoe leather

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@After__History he reinstated profit as the organizing principle of the Soviet economy by reorganizing industry into combines which managed their own capital and held onto savings from layoffs rather than reintegrating them into the central plan. in the long run it led to capitalist restoration.

[dawn @rundry]

@lizardmancer if you were a real punk you would do everything I say and follow my orders to the letter

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@dawnposts disobedience is NOT punk

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@dawnposts lol like read about the history of punk?? it has origins in people being my slave and following my laws.

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

flat earther: simmer down globehead, theyre just flat earth memes
me, a globehead: (too mesmerized by a globe to respond)

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@neosovietposter he only boiled white babys + it was to feed the masses

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

need a shorty who is badass like chuck norris

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

my band is called Shawty & the Huhs tonight were performing some of our Greatest What Ifs

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

your shorty was bouncing on my nuts in a manner i felt was akin to ... well i cant even begin to describe it

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

your shorty was applying ointment on my nuts

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

@desecr8dFoliage guard shorty with a halberd: Halt! None Shall Cum Here

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

i established rapport with the shorty i asked her "for are we not brothers?"

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

https://t.co/OktmcBbdBQ

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

i just got word theyre dropping a new faith its gonna be called 13er shiism