Liz Palomo

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The amazing “piglet squid” (Helicocranchia sp.) gets its nickname for its small round body, wiggling tail, and siphon that looks like the nose of a pig. This one was spotted by MBARI researchers 900 meters (2,950 feet) underwater off the Monterey Bay.

Credit: @MBARI_News

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

The murder hornet looks like a little league baseball mascot. It’s too cartoonishly evil to be a major league mascot.

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. #MisheardLyrics

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We may say prayers when we are trying to solve the problems we face, but it is up to us to put an end to violence and bring about peace. Creating peace is our responsibility. To pray for peace while still engaging in the causes that give rise to violence is contradictory.

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

Anyone who’s not awkward about dating is probably a sociopath.

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

@imatangelo Now I’m even more amused by this “no crocs” sign on the escalators at the Balenciaga museum!

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

I drew a satirical cartoon to go with my friend’s article in The Nation today called “The Invention of Christopher Columbus, American Hero.”

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

Today I was told that my hair is the color of Marmite. #givethanks

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Well, this old tweet from Donald's new communications director is rather awkward. https://t.co/wJXmLAoS2U

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

https://t.co/CS0ngd2l06 via @giphy

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Here's a word we're going to be hearing a lot over the next four years: "kakocracy." https://t.co/BTGH7TC0vl

[Liz Palomo @lizardpigeon]

Today I learned that a vodka Emergen-C is very drinkable