kennedy🌚

[jane @ijanedoll]

A college swimmer caught red-handed assaulting an unconscious girl behind a dumpster gets sentenced to just 3 months in jail because the judge "didn't want to ruin his Olympic potential." Once again, a man's hypothetical career is worth more than a woman's actual life.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I love my mother But I don't want to be like her. I love my father. But I don't want a husband like him. I loved my childhood. But I don't want my children to grow up the way I did.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I wonder how fed up someone had to be to make deodorant

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

realest thing ive seen

[lynk @lynk0x]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me, every night:

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH GIVE HER AN OSCAR LMAOOO😭😭😭

[jezz @JezziiB]

The fact that the Epstein Files STILL have not turned into the Epstein Trials goes to show just how far this country has fallen.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public

Cannibalism, Rape, Murder, Pedophilia,
Not a single arrest, Not a single investigation

Z.E.R.O

[. @emmasarchivee]

BRO EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYTHING HAS CALORIES

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy